Girl friend ki shadi ka card mila Thori takleef to hui phir socha., zaroor jaen gy
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mohabat apni jaga rooti apni jaga.
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Friday, August 29, 2014
Girl friend ki shadi
Girl friend ki shadi ka card mila Thori takleef to hui phir
socha., zaroor jaen gy
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mohabat apni jaga rooti apni jaga.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
funny
'Dilchasp Duaein'Ashraf Ko Dua Mili K Sada Hnsty Muskraty Raho, Aj Wo Pagal Khany Me HyAjmal Ko Dua Mili k Dunya Tere Ishary Pr Chaly,Aj Wo Trafic Constabl HyTipu Ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Me Phol Khilty Rahen,Aj Wo Schol Me Mali HyBublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho Aj Bablo K Sr Py 1 B Bal NhiTabasum Ko Dua Mili Hmesha Logo K Dukh Drd Me Kam Aao, Tabsum Aj Nurs hyAp bolo Apko kon c Dua di jae.?
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Ek aadmi ne Pathan se pocha..Agr neend nahi aa rahi ho to kia karna chahiye?Pathan:Yaara neend ka intizaar karney se behtar hai K,Banda So jaye.
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Wo aaj bhi garmi mein mar raha haiFARAZ . . . . . . kisi ne aik bar kaha tha tum sweter main salman khan lag rahe ho,
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.:STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL:.-Apny BED se pyar kro, ye tumhara QILLA hy. :)-Din ko aram kro ta k tm rat me so sko. :D-Books pakeza hyn is leay hath na lgao. B-)-Koi kam kal py na choro wo parso ya tarso b ho skta hy. ;)-Agr parhny ka dil kre to beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na ho jaey.
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" Usne Chori Se Meri Girl-Friend ka Number Nikaal Liya Tha "FARAZ" Aur Aaj Vo Apni Hi Behan ko Msg Kar k Khush Hota Hai
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:: Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-garib makhloq k bare me parhenge,Is jandar ka nam haiGIRLFRIEND,G hanGIRLFRNDYe aksar boyfrnd k sath pai jati haiInki pasndida ghiza boyfrnd ka balance haiInhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata haiIs jandar ka sbsey khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emotionaly blackmail karna hota haiGirlfrnd rakhne pr TENSION nam ki bimari ho jati hai,jo laa ilaaj HeiMORAL:"Life is Achhi widOut a Bachi"
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"ACCHI BIWI" aur 'BHOOT' ek jaisey hotey hein..!qyun kay, inki baatein to sab kartey hein,par Aaj Tak Dekha kisi ney nahi....!!!
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"Diplomatic Love"2 mohbat karnewalo ne khdkshika irada kya.10 manzila Imarat se pehle larkay nechalang lagai.larki apni ankhenband kr k boli. "MOHABAT" "ANDHI" "HOTI HAI"Or wapis chali gyiOr larkay ne HAWA me ye kehte hue apna "Parashout"Khol dia k PIYAR KBI MARTA Nhi.
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*Rule of success*Apni zindagi me Koi kam karne se pehle hamesha kisi larki se mashwra kar lo0r wo jo mashwra deUska ulat krna, kamyab rho ge ==@Navi@==
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1 Sardar Resturent pe soop pi raha tha.Boy:Sardar G soop wich makhi Aey...Sardar:Fir ki ho gaya Dil wadda hona chaida, makhi ne kina pe lena aey.
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2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae1st pathan: chalo shukr ha jamat k sath namaz par li2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to jamat nikal jati...
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3 dost apny mulk ki srdi ka bta rhy thy:1.Meray mulk men itni srdi prti hy k pani jm jata hy2.Meray mulk men itni srdi prti hy k susu jma hoa niklta hy3. Mujy srdi ka to pta ni pr kal jb main subha utha to mery bed per aik barf ka gola pra tha, usko 1/2 ghnta garam kiya jb wo pighla to awaz i "poooooon"
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A gardener caught a boy stealing mangoes.He asked the boy,where is ur father?i will tell him about ur this deed.The boy replied,He is on the next tree.
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A sardar was going on a road.He saw a dog sitting under a car.He pulled out the dog and said:"BAHIR NIKAL, WADDA TU MECHANIC"
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75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Main Add Diya ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA 7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya "Amma is Umer Men Rishtey Nahi Farishty Aatey Hain
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Boy:Tumhari umr kya hy?
GIRL:2O YEARSB
boy:TUM ne 3 saal phle b Yehi btai thi
GIRL:Dekha LARKIYAN ZUBAN KI KITNI PAKKI HOTI HAI.
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Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain......Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota abba jan..
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Pathan:Dr. Sahb chashma laga k main Akhbaar parh sakon ga na...?Dr: Haan, bilkul...!Pathan: Phir theek hai. Varna un-parh ki zindgi b koie zindagi hai
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Boy:"Hi I Love U"Girl:"I m Married Kuch Sharam Karo"Boy:"Mujh Main Bhi Aap K Husband Jaisy Function Hain"Girl:"fettay munh haramdia tu v khusra e AEE
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Chunti maarne ka jadeed 0r aasan tariqa.Cheeni 0r lal mirch ka mixture chunti k0 dein.Mixture khatay hi w0h pani ki talash main niklegi.Jaise hi w0h water tank k pas jaye usay dhakka ded0.W0h bheeg jayegi 0r khud k0 dry karne k liye aag k pas jayegi.Usi waqt aap aag mein b0mb phenk dein.W0h buri tarhan zakhmi h0 k h0spital main admit h0 jayegi.Wahan aap simply uska 0xygen mask utar dein.Chunti mar jayegi.mastar mind;-)
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Count the girls names in this Allama Iqbal's poetry :-)Wohi guftugu ka andazwohi Shahista lehjaNeelam jam hy Feroza, deedar lehja.Zban main Tarannum e Nighat ghazaliNaghma dil awaz Seema lehja.Shereen kalaam py Shama MahjbeenTabassum sy Roshan Aara jamal lehja.Naseem chali to phail gye khushbu char sooour Gul e rukh sy Nuzhat mahak lehja.Pyar ki Tahreem ko Saher tak andaz likha our Farheen k chaman sa Ujala lehja....
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Dil cheer k bhi deikho gy to Dard dhoond na pao gy "FARAZ"..Q k....Dard Meray Dil mein nahi"Goday" mein hai...\(,")> )( haye 0ye!<"\_
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Dr: tmhary motapy ka ek hi hal hy..Sardar: Wo kia?Dr: tum rozana sirf 2 Rotiyan khaya karo, Tum patly ho jao gy..Sardar: 2 Rotiyan khana khany se pehly khani hen ya khana khany k baad..??
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Dulhaasks to Dulhan"Have u any boy frnd before Marriage?Dulhan. silentDulhaMai is khamoshi ko kya samjhun?DulhanTauba hai.!Gin to rahi hn.:-/
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Ek aurat Coma mein chali gayishohar murda samajh kar dafnaney chala.Rastey mein Janaza khambay sy takraney sy aurat ko hosh Aa gaya.1 Saal baad aurat phir chal basi.Sab log KALMA parhtay huwey ja rahe thay,lekinshohar ki zuban py ek he baat thi........"Khamba bacha k."Khamba bacha k.
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Ek sardar ki roti per se chooha guzr gya..Sardar 2 her mom:"hun main ay roti nai khani"Sardar's mom:"khaa le putar,choohe ne kehri jutti pai hoi "c"
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Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de k jaan bachai. Arbi ne usey BMW car gift kar di.Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari, sheikh ne phir khoon diya, ab ki bar Arbi ne Ding Dong ka packet gift kiya.Sheikh: Ghusey se! Mercedez kyun nahi di?Arbi: Munna! ab humari ragun me b sheikhon ka khoon dor raha ha;-)
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Ess waqt Pakistan k 4 barray problems hein:1. Load Shedding2. Mehengai3. Terrorismaur !...aur !Naujawano ko har haftay honey wala"SACHA PYAR"
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FARVA:Larki:Me Shadi k Bad tumhare Sary dukh Bant lungi Larka:Magar mujhe tu Koi dukh nhi hai Larki:Me Shadi k Bad ki bat Kr rhi hn
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Srdar ka parosi mar gya Wo usk ghr gya Or pucha Lash a gai kya? Itfaq se usi wqt body Ambulance le i Srdar:Lo daso kidi lambi umar ae
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Friend: Yaar, Mein Apna Purse Ghar Bhol Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rupay Chahi de c!Sardar: Dost Hi Dost De Km Aunda Hay, Le 20 Rupay, Rksha le Te Purse Le Aa...!
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Gall te Gall Sanonde Ne JUTTHer Welay Hasday Te HasoNde Ne JUTTSidhi Gal Nu Vi Puthi ponday Ne JUTTBila Wajha Larhai Kr Day Ne JUTT,Har thaan Aadda Landay ne JUTTPER Sacha pyar Ponday Ne JUTTBohat Buray ne Pr ik gal Ina di chngi aHamesha Sath nibhonde ne JUTTGeo juttoDedctd2 allJutt:
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GIRL 2 Type ki hoti hai1 Boring- Jo dhoop wale din chatri leke jati hai.2 Intresting- Jo barish k din jaan bujh k chatri ghar bhool jati hain
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Girl 2 boy:Muje apna mobile de do main isko dekh k tmhe yaad karn gi. Boy:Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k me ne manga tha usne nhe dia
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Soldier:sir humen dshmn ne charon taraf se ghair liya hai. Major:Excellent ab hum kisi bhi taraf se dushman. pe attack kar sakte hain
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1 bar 1 admi ka gdha apni jga se hil nhi rha thaAdmi ne bht koshish ki mgr wo nhi hila1 GUJJAR ne dekha to bola main try kron?us ne try ki mgr gdha na hilaGujjar ko ghusa aya us ne pistol nikalaorgadhay ko mar dalaPhr us nai admi se pucha kitne ka tha..?Admi ne drte drte kaha 10,000ka,Gujjar ne foran de diye Admi ne pucha Ch sab Ino marya kyn..?
GUJJAR bola "Zaat da khota tey zid "GUJJRAN" wargi....
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I love work..but unfortunately, if i do work it gets finished..How can i finish sumthing that i love??So i dont work.Enjoy laziness with "attitude"
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Jane Kese Jeety HainLog Yaadon Kay Sahare"PaPpU",Main Tu Aik Sawal Yaad Kar K Sota Hoon Woh Bhi Subah Bhool Jata Hoon:
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Kanjoos 8th fLoor se neeche gira,Girte hue kitchen ki window k pas pohancha to apni bivi ko daikh kar chiLLaya:.....Farzanaaa meri ROTI naPakanaaaaaaa!
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khud ko kro kanjoos itnak her sms bhaijny se pehlyservice center waly call kr k khud poocheinpakki gall ay ?,paijna aeyksending failkreay:-
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Kisi aurat ko maarnay ka aasaan tariqa :Usay aik qeemti libas do,Behtreen jewellary aur cosmatics de kr aise room me lock karo jahan aaina na ho !Tarap Tarap k isi hasrat me mar jaigi k mein lag kesi rahi hun.
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Kisi ny Doctor se poocha: Aap Mareez ki Mout ka kese Pata lagatay hain?Doctor bola: Mard ki Dharkan band dekh karAurAurat ki Zubaan band dekh kar!
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Larkiyoun k TOP 10 jhoot;1: I miss u.2: I am single.3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.4. Main cousion se baat kr rhi thi.5. Mujhai TUM kehna acha nai lagta.6. Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.7.Mai dosri larkion jaisi nhi.8.Mujhai kuch nhi pata.9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.10. Aap meri zindagi k pehle or akhri larkay ho,main nhi reh paongi tmahre bina.
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Little fish ask her Mom: Why we can not live on earth ?Mother said: Oh my innocent kid, Earth is made for"sel-Fish"not for "Fish"
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Main roz sochta hon usay bhula Don 'FARAZ,.' Phir khayal ata hy K"Oney te mere 25 Rupee v Deny ne..
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Masjid mein Elan ho raha tha Aik Bacha mila haiJIN ka hai Aa Kar le jain1 PATHAN aaya kehny lagamujhy bhi dikhaao 'JIN' ka bachha kaisa hota hai.
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Masomyat ki Inteha;.Chote bache ne drwaza khola or apne bhai ki grlfrnd ko dekh k bola:...... Aap Roz Bhai Se Mlne AaJati Hen, aapka Apna bhai Nhi Hay.
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Mere Jism Ko Kmzor Na SmajhAy"dost"Agr Men Ashiq Na Hota to Aj JOHN CENA hota
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Hum to yunhi pani mein pathar phenk rahe thay faraz, ek dum machli nikl kr boli "Anni deya sir paarna ei"?
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In jahazon ko keh do k mery chatt sy na guzra karain "faraz" Ham soye huwe hoty hain hmara 'traaah' nikal jata hai....
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Roz subah jab main apni ankhen kholun to. Khuda se yehi dua mangun. Mile her kisi ko dost ap jesa Sirf muj per hi ye Azaab kaisa.:-)
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No need without indeedno aish without cashno knowledge without collegeno life without wifeno friend without girl frndno educationwithoutCO-EDUCATION;-)
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Once there was a jutt. He was cutting saag with darati. He saw a wadda sara Sapp. He began to cry, Bachao,Bachao I am maring, Then his piyoo, take a sota and kill the sapp, when o gay nere, they saw that was not a sapp that was a kala rassa. Moral: "anni deya vekh k rola paiya kar"....
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Some 1 wrote on the Door "PLZ Do't enter I m upset"Frnds came,smiling & said:"s0Ry yr tje to pta h na englsh smj me ni ati.Chal bta q upset hy!
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PÅTHÅN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.Examinr Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai,Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha...?..PATHAN Bola :i Don't Know...Examiner : You Are Fail, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?..PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao.Bat krta ha jahil.
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Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,Jis pe likha tha "EID MUBARAK"Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha "KHER MUBARAK:
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Pathan Ne 1 Ghar Main Chori Ki,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha Li.Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor JaoPathan : Hum Tum Ko Kya Kafir Nazar Ata Hai.
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pathan: niswar hay
dukandar: nahi, hum niswar nahi bechty.next day
pathan: niswar hay
dukandar: kal be btaya tha k nahi haynext daypathan: niswar hay
dukandar: abb pochha to goli mar doon ga.next day
pathan: goli or pistol hain.?
dukandar: nahi
pathan: achha to phir niswar hay.?
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Pyaar ki rasmo ko ye Zamana kia janeDil ka dard dil torne wala kia janeHoti hai kitni mehnat Ek larki phasaney maiYe ghar me betha ABBA kia janey:-
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Main to kisi aur waja se pareshan phir raha tha "FaRaZ" Zalimoe ne mere abbu ko keh diya iss ka result aa gya hai
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Sardar international cooking k muqably main gya kafi dair tk khali karai main chamach hilata rha,Judge: kya bana rahey ho?Sardar: PHUDDU....
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Sardar: 1 baalti main paani le kar ja raha tha k barish shuruh ho gai aur barish ka pani balti main chala gaya...Sardar: o tawadi khair sara pani gilla ho gya.
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Sardar:Yaar kal mainTenu kini wari Call keeti pr tu Phone nai chukya.
2nd sardaar:Kyun chukaan,Jera main 25Rupay da gana Lawaya A."O tera Peo Sunnay ga?"
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SECRETS OF SUCCESS1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lge gy.2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga.3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy.4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achy hy. ;)Dedicated to genious students.
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Sardar:Kal Mere Abba Kunwein Mei Gir Gaye Aur Zor Zor Sy Cheekhnay lagyBachao Bachao..2nd:Ab Kaisy Hain?1st:Theek Hi HongyKal Se Koi Awaaz To Nhi Aayi;
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So jata hai bed per kitaaben or notes bikhair kerStudent kabhi neend ki goli nahi khata.. ;)Dedicated 2 all innocent students.
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Us Waqt Meri Halat Dekh kar Aasmaan bhi ro para,Faraaz.....Jb Meri Larkiyon ke Number'z se Bhari hui Sim Gum ho gai.
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Ustad PATHAN sy: pakistan k ktny subay hn?PATHAN:4Ustad: Shabash phli dfa sahi jwb dia ha, chal0 ab un k nam b bata0?PATHAN:Mashriq, Maghrib,Shumal, Junub.
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Ye soch k hum ne Examz k dinon me bachi phasai FARAZ,...Har kamyabi k peche 1 Aorat ka hath hota he..
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1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha Admi: Is ko cheel to lo Pathan: cheelne ka kya zarorat hai hum ko yaqeen hy is K andar KELA hi hai
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Ek aadmi ne Pathan se pocha..Agr neend nahi aa rahi ho to kia karna chahiye?Pathan:Yaara neend ka intizaar karney se behtar hai K,Banda So jaye.
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Wo aaj bhi garmi mein mar raha haiFARAZ . . . . . . kisi ne aik bar kaha tha tum sweter main salman khan lag rahe ho,
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.:STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL:.-Apny BED se pyar kro, ye tumhara QILLA hy. :)-Din ko aram kro ta k tm rat me so sko. :D-Books pakeza hyn is leay hath na lgao. B-)-Koi kam kal py na choro wo parso ya tarso b ho skta hy. ;)-Agr parhny ka dil kre to beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na ho jaey.
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" Usne Chori Se Meri Girl-Friend ka Number Nikaal Liya Tha "FARAZ" Aur Aaj Vo Apni Hi Behan ko Msg Kar k Khush Hota Hai
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:: Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-garib makhloq k bare me parhenge,Is jandar ka nam haiGIRLFRIEND,G hanGIRLFRNDYe aksar boyfrnd k sath pai jati haiInki pasndida ghiza boyfrnd ka balance haiInhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata haiIs jandar ka sbsey khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emotionaly blackmail karna hota haiGirlfrnd rakhne pr TENSION nam ki bimari ho jati hai,jo laa ilaaj HeiMORAL:"Life is Achhi widOut a Bachi"
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"ACCHI BIWI" aur 'BHOOT' ek jaisey hotey hein..!qyun kay, inki baatein to sab kartey hein,par Aaj Tak Dekha kisi ney nahi....!!!
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"Diplomatic Love"2 mohbat karnewalo ne khdkshika irada kya.10 manzila Imarat se pehle larkay nechalang lagai.larki apni ankhenband kr k boli. "MOHABAT" "ANDHI" "HOTI HAI"Or wapis chali gyiOr larkay ne HAWA me ye kehte hue apna "Parashout"Khol dia k PIYAR KBI MARTA Nhi.
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*Rule of success*Apni zindagi me Koi kam karne se pehle hamesha kisi larki se mashwra kar lo0r wo jo mashwra deUska ulat krna, kamyab rho ge ==@Navi@==
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1 Sardar Resturent pe soop pi raha tha.Boy:Sardar G soop wich makhi Aey...Sardar:Fir ki ho gaya Dil wadda hona chaida, makhi ne kina pe lena aey.
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2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae1st pathan: chalo shukr ha jamat k sath namaz par li2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to jamat nikal jati...
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3 dost apny mulk ki srdi ka bta rhy thy:1.Meray mulk men itni srdi prti hy k pani jm jata hy2.Meray mulk men itni srdi prti hy k susu jma hoa niklta hy3. Mujy srdi ka to pta ni pr kal jb main subha utha to mery bed per aik barf ka gola pra tha, usko 1/2 ghnta garam kiya jb wo pighla to awaz i "poooooon"
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A gardener caught a boy stealing mangoes.He asked the boy,where is ur father?i will tell him about ur this deed.The boy replied,He is on the next tree.
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A sardar was going on a road.He saw a dog sitting under a car.He pulled out the dog and said:"BAHIR NIKAL, WADDA TU MECHANIC"
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75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Main Add Diya ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA 7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya "Amma is Umer Men Rishtey Nahi Farishty Aatey Hain
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Boy:Tumhari umr kya hy?
GIRL:2O YEARSB
boy:TUM ne 3 saal phle b Yehi btai thi
GIRL:Dekha LARKIYAN ZUBAN KI KITNI PAKKI HOTI HAI.
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Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain......Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota abba jan..
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Pathan:Dr. Sahb chashma laga k main Akhbaar parh sakon ga na...?Dr: Haan, bilkul...!Pathan: Phir theek hai. Varna un-parh ki zindgi b koie zindagi hai
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Boy:"Hi I Love U"Girl:"I m Married Kuch Sharam Karo"Boy:"Mujh Main Bhi Aap K Husband Jaisy Function Hain"Girl:"fettay munh haramdia tu v khusra e AEE
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Chunti maarne ka jadeed 0r aasan tariqa.Cheeni 0r lal mirch ka mixture chunti k0 dein.Mixture khatay hi w0h pani ki talash main niklegi.Jaise hi w0h water tank k pas jaye usay dhakka ded0.W0h bheeg jayegi 0r khud k0 dry karne k liye aag k pas jayegi.Usi waqt aap aag mein b0mb phenk dein.W0h buri tarhan zakhmi h0 k h0spital main admit h0 jayegi.Wahan aap simply uska 0xygen mask utar dein.Chunti mar jayegi.mastar mind;-)
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Count the girls names in this Allama Iqbal's poetry :-)Wohi guftugu ka andazwohi Shahista lehjaNeelam jam hy Feroza, deedar lehja.Zban main Tarannum e Nighat ghazaliNaghma dil awaz Seema lehja.Shereen kalaam py Shama MahjbeenTabassum sy Roshan Aara jamal lehja.Naseem chali to phail gye khushbu char sooour Gul e rukh sy Nuzhat mahak lehja.Pyar ki Tahreem ko Saher tak andaz likha our Farheen k chaman sa Ujala lehja....
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Dil cheer k bhi deikho gy to Dard dhoond na pao gy "FARAZ"..Q k....Dard Meray Dil mein nahi"Goday" mein hai...\(,")> )( haye 0ye!<"\_
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Dr: tmhary motapy ka ek hi hal hy..Sardar: Wo kia?Dr: tum rozana sirf 2 Rotiyan khaya karo, Tum patly ho jao gy..Sardar: 2 Rotiyan khana khany se pehly khani hen ya khana khany k baad..??
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Dulhaasks to Dulhan"Have u any boy frnd before Marriage?Dulhan. silentDulhaMai is khamoshi ko kya samjhun?DulhanTauba hai.!Gin to rahi hn.:-/
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Ek aurat Coma mein chali gayishohar murda samajh kar dafnaney chala.Rastey mein Janaza khambay sy takraney sy aurat ko hosh Aa gaya.1 Saal baad aurat phir chal basi.Sab log KALMA parhtay huwey ja rahe thay,lekinshohar ki zuban py ek he baat thi........"Khamba bacha k."Khamba bacha k.
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Ek sardar ki roti per se chooha guzr gya..Sardar 2 her mom:"hun main ay roti nai khani"Sardar's mom:"khaa le putar,choohe ne kehri jutti pai hoi "c"
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Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de k jaan bachai. Arbi ne usey BMW car gift kar di.Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari, sheikh ne phir khoon diya, ab ki bar Arbi ne Ding Dong ka packet gift kiya.Sheikh: Ghusey se! Mercedez kyun nahi di?Arbi: Munna! ab humari ragun me b sheikhon ka khoon dor raha ha;-)
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Ess waqt Pakistan k 4 barray problems hein:1. Load Shedding2. Mehengai3. Terrorismaur !...aur !Naujawano ko har haftay honey wala"SACHA PYAR"
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FARVA:Larki:Me Shadi k Bad tumhare Sary dukh Bant lungi Larka:Magar mujhe tu Koi dukh nhi hai Larki:Me Shadi k Bad ki bat Kr rhi hn
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Srdar ka parosi mar gya Wo usk ghr gya Or pucha Lash a gai kya? Itfaq se usi wqt body Ambulance le i Srdar:Lo daso kidi lambi umar ae
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Friend: Yaar, Mein Apna Purse Ghar Bhol Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rupay Chahi de c!Sardar: Dost Hi Dost De Km Aunda Hay, Le 20 Rupay, Rksha le Te Purse Le Aa...!
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Gall te Gall Sanonde Ne JUTTHer Welay Hasday Te HasoNde Ne JUTTSidhi Gal Nu Vi Puthi ponday Ne JUTTBila Wajha Larhai Kr Day Ne JUTT,Har thaan Aadda Landay ne JUTTPER Sacha pyar Ponday Ne JUTTBohat Buray ne Pr ik gal Ina di chngi aHamesha Sath nibhonde ne JUTTGeo juttoDedctd2 allJutt:
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GIRL 2 Type ki hoti hai1 Boring- Jo dhoop wale din chatri leke jati hai.2 Intresting- Jo barish k din jaan bujh k chatri ghar bhool jati hain
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Girl 2 boy:Muje apna mobile de do main isko dekh k tmhe yaad karn gi. Boy:Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k me ne manga tha usne nhe dia
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Soldier:sir humen dshmn ne charon taraf se ghair liya hai. Major:Excellent ab hum kisi bhi taraf se dushman. pe attack kar sakte hain
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1 bar 1 admi ka gdha apni jga se hil nhi rha thaAdmi ne bht koshish ki mgr wo nhi hila1 GUJJAR ne dekha to bola main try kron?us ne try ki mgr gdha na hilaGujjar ko ghusa aya us ne pistol nikalaorgadhay ko mar dalaPhr us nai admi se pucha kitne ka tha..?Admi ne drte drte kaha 10,000ka,Gujjar ne foran de diye Admi ne pucha Ch sab Ino marya kyn..?
GUJJAR bola "Zaat da khota tey zid "GUJJRAN" wargi....
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I love work..but unfortunately, if i do work it gets finished..How can i finish sumthing that i love??So i dont work.Enjoy laziness with "attitude"
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Jane Kese Jeety HainLog Yaadon Kay Sahare"PaPpU",Main Tu Aik Sawal Yaad Kar K Sota Hoon Woh Bhi Subah Bhool Jata Hoon:
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Kanjoos 8th fLoor se neeche gira,Girte hue kitchen ki window k pas pohancha to apni bivi ko daikh kar chiLLaya:.....Farzanaaa meri ROTI naPakanaaaaaaa!
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khud ko kro kanjoos itnak her sms bhaijny se pehlyservice center waly call kr k khud poocheinpakki gall ay ?,paijna aeyksending failkreay:-
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Kisi aurat ko maarnay ka aasaan tariqa :Usay aik qeemti libas do,Behtreen jewellary aur cosmatics de kr aise room me lock karo jahan aaina na ho !Tarap Tarap k isi hasrat me mar jaigi k mein lag kesi rahi hun.
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Kisi ny Doctor se poocha: Aap Mareez ki Mout ka kese Pata lagatay hain?Doctor bola: Mard ki Dharkan band dekh karAurAurat ki Zubaan band dekh kar!
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Larkiyoun k TOP 10 jhoot;1: I miss u.2: I am single.3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.4. Main cousion se baat kr rhi thi.5. Mujhai TUM kehna acha nai lagta.6. Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.7.Mai dosri larkion jaisi nhi.8.Mujhai kuch nhi pata.9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.10. Aap meri zindagi k pehle or akhri larkay ho,main nhi reh paongi tmahre bina.
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Little fish ask her Mom: Why we can not live on earth ?Mother said: Oh my innocent kid, Earth is made for"sel-Fish"not for "Fish"
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Main roz sochta hon usay bhula Don 'FARAZ,.' Phir khayal ata hy K"Oney te mere 25 Rupee v Deny ne..
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Masjid mein Elan ho raha tha Aik Bacha mila haiJIN ka hai Aa Kar le jain1 PATHAN aaya kehny lagamujhy bhi dikhaao 'JIN' ka bachha kaisa hota hai.
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Masomyat ki Inteha;.Chote bache ne drwaza khola or apne bhai ki grlfrnd ko dekh k bola:...... Aap Roz Bhai Se Mlne AaJati Hen, aapka Apna bhai Nhi Hay.
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Mere Jism Ko Kmzor Na SmajhAy"dost"Agr Men Ashiq Na Hota to Aj JOHN CENA hota
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Hum to yunhi pani mein pathar phenk rahe thay faraz, ek dum machli nikl kr boli "Anni deya sir paarna ei"?
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In jahazon ko keh do k mery chatt sy na guzra karain "faraz" Ham soye huwe hoty hain hmara 'traaah' nikal jata hai....
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Roz subah jab main apni ankhen kholun to. Khuda se yehi dua mangun. Mile her kisi ko dost ap jesa Sirf muj per hi ye Azaab kaisa.:-)
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No need without indeedno aish without cashno knowledge without collegeno life without wifeno friend without girl frndno educationwithoutCO-EDUCATION;-)
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Once there was a jutt. He was cutting saag with darati. He saw a wadda sara Sapp. He began to cry, Bachao,Bachao I am maring, Then his piyoo, take a sota and kill the sapp, when o gay nere, they saw that was not a sapp that was a kala rassa. Moral: "anni deya vekh k rola paiya kar"....
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Some 1 wrote on the Door "PLZ Do't enter I m upset"Frnds came,smiling & said:"s0Ry yr tje to pta h na englsh smj me ni ati.Chal bta q upset hy!
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PÅTHÅN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.Examinr Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai,Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha...?..PATHAN Bola :i Don't Know...Examiner : You Are Fail, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?..PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao.Bat krta ha jahil.
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Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,Jis pe likha tha "EID MUBARAK"Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha "KHER MUBARAK:
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Pathan Ne 1 Ghar Main Chori Ki,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha Li.Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor JaoPathan : Hum Tum Ko Kya Kafir Nazar Ata Hai.
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pathan: niswar hay
dukandar: nahi, hum niswar nahi bechty.next day
pathan: niswar hay
dukandar: kal be btaya tha k nahi haynext daypathan: niswar hay
dukandar: abb pochha to goli mar doon ga.next day
pathan: goli or pistol hain.?
dukandar: nahi
pathan: achha to phir niswar hay.?
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Pyaar ki rasmo ko ye Zamana kia janeDil ka dard dil torne wala kia janeHoti hai kitni mehnat Ek larki phasaney maiYe ghar me betha ABBA kia janey:-
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Main to kisi aur waja se pareshan phir raha tha "FaRaZ" Zalimoe ne mere abbu ko keh diya iss ka result aa gya hai
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Sardar international cooking k muqably main gya kafi dair tk khali karai main chamach hilata rha,Judge: kya bana rahey ho?Sardar: PHUDDU....
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Sardar: 1 baalti main paani le kar ja raha tha k barish shuruh ho gai aur barish ka pani balti main chala gaya...Sardar: o tawadi khair sara pani gilla ho gya.
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Sardar:Yaar kal mainTenu kini wari Call keeti pr tu Phone nai chukya.
2nd sardaar:Kyun chukaan,Jera main 25Rupay da gana Lawaya A."O tera Peo Sunnay ga?"
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SECRETS OF SUCCESS1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lge gy.2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga.3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy.4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achy hy. ;)Dedicated to genious students.
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Sardar:Kal Mere Abba Kunwein Mei Gir Gaye Aur Zor Zor Sy Cheekhnay lagyBachao Bachao..2nd:Ab Kaisy Hain?1st:Theek Hi HongyKal Se Koi Awaaz To Nhi Aayi;
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So jata hai bed per kitaaben or notes bikhair kerStudent kabhi neend ki goli nahi khata.. ;)Dedicated 2 all innocent students.
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Us Waqt Meri Halat Dekh kar Aasmaan bhi ro para,Faraaz.....Jb Meri Larkiyon ke Number'z se Bhari hui Sim Gum ho gai.
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Ustad PATHAN sy: pakistan k ktny subay hn?PATHAN:4Ustad: Shabash phli dfa sahi jwb dia ha, chal0 ab un k nam b bata0?PATHAN:Mashriq, Maghrib,Shumal, Junub.
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Ye soch k hum ne Examz k dinon me bachi phasai FARAZ,...Har kamyabi k peche 1 Aorat ka hath hota he..
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1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha Admi: Is ko cheel to lo Pathan: cheelne ka kya zarorat hai hum ko yaqeen hy is K andar KELA hi hai
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